Wacko Jacko Mc Aperson loves popping up for no reason whatsoever at all on the pages of people’s books. It’s his Hollywood claim to fame for him. He is a very nice and pleasant chap, never misses Midnight mass on a Saturday Sunday, and always hands out the collection basket for The Tree Church banana collection fund at half time. When he’s not acting the ape, he just loves monkeying around, always full of fun. (Do strange things to say that you have done them strange things, not many can say they have done the same strange things like you then. Great for experience and it makes you interesting and different.)