Chris Mc Ardle

Children's Book Author

The Evil Witch

The Evil Witch isn’t really an evil witch just likes to be pretending to be one. She just loves the attention, and it gets her to the start of shopping queues very quickly, as everyone else runs away. She lives in the Big Dark Haunted woods because she doesn’t like big crowds and likes her peace and quiet. Chris calls to her weekly because she loves playing The Evil Witch game to be hunted down by the town hero, it makes her feel like a real baddie. They usually have hot chocolate and popcorn afterwards. (It’s ok to pretend to be someone you aren’t, but better if it’s someone you wish to be in the future. We become what we practise.)