Darrence and Clarrence Ouuuustricheeeches are very posh and claim they are related to Queen Elizabeth of the UK by the fact that she appears a bit posh too. The animals of the countryside think the reason the Ouuuustricheeeches have such long necks is because of making huge claims like that, some necks on them! But they are a very sound couple, just a bit eccentric, call everyone ‘dear’ and ‘darlink’, and love thinking about drinking champagne one day in Buckingham palace Zoo with the Queen. (They have plans to make some of the palace into a Royal Zoo after they are accepted as relatives of the Queen and asked by her to move overand move in there. (Don’t care what anyone else thinks of you, you be the YOU you want to be.)